The BoneyCork Corporation is a medium-size import/export company with 50 employees in 75 stores in 128 countries around the world. Created in 2006, we have over 20 years of experience in delivering quality and convenience at a reasonable price. Last year we shipped over $25million of convenience, and now you can have some too for a slightly more expensive price.
 

Although she does not endorse BoneyCork Corp, there is always the possibility that one day she might. Plus she is damn hawt and I'd love to sex her up again and again and again...

 

But that's just me and my raging Yellow Fever. I tried to claim it was a disability and get benefit money to travel to Japan for sexy times, but the government said no. Fucking Labour.